Saturday, October 02, 2004
Every time I hear the name or see a picture of Paris Hilton, I lose brain cells. She is like an icepick in my brain. Anyone who fans her "celebrity" is an idiot. It's obvious exactly what happened: spoiled, rich girl wanted to be a star. Her indulgent parents threw bushels of money at Hollywood publicists and said, "make it happen." Everything about her is so obviously calculated and manufactured. I rarely have this visceral of a reaction, but she is everywhere. I am going to stop now, because hating her is still attention, and I'd rather not collapse in a twitching ball on the floor.