Friday, September 24, 2004
Democrat: Walking along a beach he sees a man drowning 20 yards off shore. A Democrat takes a 20 yard rope from someone who isn't drowning, throws it to the drowning man, and walk away to do another good deed.
Republican: Walking along the same shore, throws the man a 10 yard rope and holds the end. Expects the man to do some of the work himself.
Libertarian: Same shore. No rope. Dives in to help. Drowns both of them.
Green: Walking along a beach he sees a man drowning 20 yards off shore, so he immediately drops whatever he was doing to protest the ocean.