I have decided that President Clinton should resign on January 19th. That would give Gore a couple days as President, making George W. Bush the 44th, rather than the 43rd, President of the United States. This would accomplish several things. Most importantly, it would just be weird. Secondly, it would piss off Bush. Thirdly, Gore would get to be President, if only for a couple days. I've decided that Gore doesn't have a chance in 2004. I don't expect Clinton will have to do much Presidentially on the last two days of his term.

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