Last night while waiting for the Gore concession speech, we were flipping through the channels and came upon some piece of shit show on TBS. There was this "alternative," punk rock dude with the piercings and tattooes and hair who had decided he wanted something "real." So he rigged up this stunt where meathooks were pierced through his back and legs and then was suspended a helicopter that flew over the Hollywood sign. We also got to hear from his dumb-as-dirt girlfriend how proud she was. How lame is that? What a colossal waste of 1) time 2) money 3) air. How do people that stupid exist? I think it's because the mechanisms that worked in pre-civilized times to naturally select only the fittest to procreate have disappeared. Granted, nobody has ever proven that being a loser is an evolutionary disadvantage, but damnit, it should be.